Channel Videos from Unus Annus

Long Hair, Do We Dare?
624,470 views - 02/25/20
Beauty. We love it. We live it. We ARE it. Let's make some moves to get that hair longer than life ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs...
Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates
834,408 views - 02/24/20
Heaven. Hell. Two places. Two different outcomes. Two sweet boys. Take the quiz. To Find out. Where they belong. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Edible Slime was a Mistake.
1,136,004 views - 02/23/20
Make the slime. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat...
Goat Yoga
1,064,478 views - 02/22/20
Goat Yoga. Yoga with Goats. The Yoga that you do with Goats. Yoga of the Goat. The Yoga Goat. #GoatYoga Try Goat Yoga HERE ►...
The Ultimate Trolley Problem
972,860 views - 02/21/20
Today, Mark and Ethan give their morals the toughest test yet. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery
1,334,021 views - 02/20/20
Mark and Ethan hone their mighty skills in archery. Not even death can escape their flying arrows.... or can it? Our Master ►...
Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog
1,543,057 views - 02/19/20
Dog's are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it...
3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test
1,491,855 views - 02/18/20
The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019... in 2020 it's time for the KING's ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us...
Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death
1,139,340 views - 02/17/20
The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth. Backyard Chicken Experience ➤...
10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly
1,978,198 views - 02/16/20
Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend...
Drunk College Party Simulator
1,197,485 views - 02/15/20
Mark and Ethan go to college to further their educational studies. It's big brain time. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day
1,410,273 views - 02/14/20
Today, Mark and Ethan discover the TRUE meaning of everlasting love. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Are We Already Dead?
1,025,704 views - 02/13/20
Mark and Ethan try to answer some of life's most perplexing questions. Are we already dead? How many ways have you padded out the running...
Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha
1,134,807 views - 02/12/20
It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail...
Becoming a Master of Mime
1,278,600 views - 02/11/20
To become a master of life and death, one must first become a master of the body. A master of movement. A master of mime. Lorin ►...
Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game
1,621,258 views - 02/10/20
14 years ago, Mark changed the game of Nutball forever by inventing it. And now... Ethan gets to experience the glory that is THE MOST...
Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature
1,548,657 views - 02/09/20
Mother Nature thinks that she alone holds the power of the elements in her big meaty claws... well what will she think when we CREATE A...
Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass
980,698 views - 02/08/20
Testing the limits of the human body, Mark and Ethan lay themselves upon a bed of broken glass. So sharp and so deadly that only the...
Unregulated Axe Throwing
1,343,094 views - 02/07/20
While being watched over by the Axe Gods themselves, Mark and Ethan compete to see who is truly the axe-throwing champion ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Literally Eating Fire
1,721,440 views - 02/06/20
Yes, you read that right. Mark and Ethan learn how to literally eat fire. Don't try this at home... Taught By ►...
An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal
1,540,343 views - 02/05/20
Mark and Ethan experiment with miracle berries-the fruit that turns sour things sweet. Is there a limit to what these berries are capable...
Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)
1,946,786 views - 02/04/20
Mark and Ethan turn to a professional to feed their cupping addiction. Fire cupping... facial cupping... acupuncture cupping... where...
Ethan Redefines Male Beauty
1,486,143 views - 02/03/20
Ethan, a god of beauty, looked upon the world of male beauty and found it WANTING. Taking matters into his own, meaty claws, and...
Turning Mark Into an E-Boy
1,283,062 views - 02/02/20
In an attempt to keep his youth, Mark transform into an E-Boy ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ E-Boy Mark ►...
Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life
1,116,534 views - 02/01/20
While delving into the deepest pits of the Internet, Mark and Ethan discover the secret to everlasting life ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Looking at Long Lost Memes
1,643,486 views - 01/31/20
Time never stops marching forward, even for memes. Like a black hole, once memes slip past the point of relevance they fade away into...
Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe
1,669,238 views - 01/30/20
Using the sacred texts of 5 Minute Crafts, we harness the incredible power of "life hacks" to achieve immortality. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
DIY Cheese
1,774,313 views - 01/29/20
Mark and Ethan explore the wonderful world of cheese. Will they succeed in becoming world class cheesemongers, or will their dreams...
Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death
1,322,149 views - 01/28/20
Eventually, we'll all have to decide what is to be done with our remains once we pass on. How will you be remembered? ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Mark Punishes Ethan
1,309,844 views - 01/27/20
Ethan messed up. He messed up real bad... and now he has to pay. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body
1,399,991 views - 01/26/20
Mark and Ethan learn the inner workings of the wonderful human body ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
We Turned Our Bodies Into Art
1,179,645 views - 01/25/20
Art comes in many forms. This time it comes in the form of our bodies. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams
1,770,912 views - 01/24/20
Hypnotherapy is the art of mental suggestion. This isn't the stage entertainment variety of hypnosis. This is real therapy to help people...
Bad Bad Beans
1,548,917 views - 01/23/20
In search of the energy to fuel a long day of making sweet sweet internet content, Mark and Ethan turn some bad bad beans into good good...
What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?
1,758,779 views - 01/22/20
We explore the wasteland of channels past. Gone but not forgotten. Because the internet never forgets. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤
This is What Being Tased Feels Like
1,515,782 views - 01/21/20
A Taser is NOT a toy! Do not try this at home. Mark is a professionally trained idiot with people on standby to help in case something...
We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves
1,784,530 views - 01/20/20
Long have men dreamed of eternal life. Walt Disney famously froze himself to awaken in a world ruled by The Mouse. Today we embark on...
This Is How We'll Die...
1,591,758 views - 01/19/20
There are so many ways that our mortal souls can perish, but today we find out EVERY possible way that they could drift into the great...
DIY Geriatric Simulator
1,572,264 views - 01/18/20
What does it feel like to be old? Well now you can find out with our patent-pending geriatric simulator! ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa
1,220,093 views - 01/17/20
Salsa is the ancient art of dance whereby the dancers express thoughts and emotions through the undulations of their hips. We attempt to...
You Breathe You Die
1,515,977 views - 01/16/20
The rules are simple: You Breathe, You Die. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣ ᴀɴɴᴜs ➢...
Mark Steals Ethan’s Face
2,078,649 views - 01/15/20
In an effort to steal his identity, Mark makes a mold of Ethan's face. **THIS IS NOT A TUTORIAL.** We left out lots of vital information...
Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God
1,728,410 views - 01/14/20
We try to fix the hole Mark punched in the wall with ramen to test thhe myth of whether it can be used for repairs. Also we don't...
Learning to Breathe Underwater
2,192,606 views - 01/13/20
Just two dudes in a hot tub... ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣ ᴀɴɴᴜs ➢...
We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins
2,102,271 views - 01/12/20
For as long as humans have been able to speak, we've been able to lie. But thanks to modern lie detector technology, we can finally...
Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping
1,861,740 views - 01/11/20
In yet another step towards preparing for the inevitable end, Mark and Ethan go shopping to find the perfect casket. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN
2,654,517 views - 01/10/20
Mark teaches Ethan the ways of becoming a man... through hard MANual labor. Little does Ethan know the painful surprise that also comes...
We Took an IQ Test
1,863,689 views - 01/09/20
It's finally time to find out who has big brain and who has smol brain. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin
1,593,601 views - 01/08/20
We won't be around forever... so what better way to immortalize ourselves than recreating ourselves as a cursed mannequin? This certainly...
The Sensory Overload Tank
1,703,960 views - 01/07/20
SEIZURE WARNING!! What's the opposite of a sensory deprivation tank? A SENSORY OVERLOAD TANK! Ice bath + Eating Garlic + Bath Bombs +...
Who Can Make Themselves Taller?
1,753,418 views - 01/06/20
We are perfectly average humans in every single way. But with the power of technology can we BUILD ourselves taller? ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
We Have The BEST Thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise
1,444,052 views - 01/05/20
Mark and Ethan go into the deep, dark depths of YouTube in search of the best and worst thumbnails. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs...
DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)
2,122,580 views - 01/04/20
A bungee jump is a great way to get an adrenaline rush but it's so expensive! So we decided to make our own DIY Bungee Jump right in our...
We Eat Bugs
1,541,275 views - 01/03/20
Bugs are all around us. Tiny little morsels of nutrition just waiting to be cronched. Would you monch an insect? We did... ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers
1,976,497 views - 01/02/20
Time has run out. Amy has returned. Will we be able to cover up the evidence of our sin from Amy's eternal peepers? ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
We Took The Polar Plunge
1,759,971 views - 01/01/20
There is only one RIGHT way to start a new year: By submerging yourself in freezing cold water. #ColdusAnnus ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test
2,267,306 views - 12/31/19
The Presidential Fitness Test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the...
You Blink You Lose
1,704,767 views - 12/30/19
The eyes are the window into the soul. You better not look away... you might miss something. PEEN ► ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)
1,654,037 views - 12/29/19
Crucifixion was abolished a long time ago but no one was around to stop us so we took some duct tape and tried to attach each other to...
Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse?
1,806,044 views - 12/28/19
Here at Unus Annus we've already rated our worst Physical Pains... so now it's time to rank our Emotional Pain. Watch with care as we...
Beating Inanimate Objects to Death
2,112,845 views - 12/27/19
In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or...
Preserving Ourselves In Wax
3,241,220 views - 12/26/19
Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax. Sean ►...
Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will
1,399,854 views - 12/25/19
In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)
1,766,311 views - 12/24/19
Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every...
Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy
1,578,194 views - 12/23/19
Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and...
Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye
1,280,724 views - 12/22/19
In the spirit of giving, we set to work to fill up Mark's sleigh with the help of our good pal JackSepticEye Sean ►...
What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?
1,707,339 views - 12/21/19
We're bringing Tier Lists into the 2020s with our Pain Scale to benchmark our most painful experiences. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤
Taped and Afraid
1,591,218 views - 12/20/19
Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape...
Ethan’s Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon 💅🏼
1,338,521 views - 12/19/19
As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button
961,502 views - 12/18/19
You helped us reach our goal faster than we ever thought possible. And true to our word, we set out to hand deliver the Golden Play...
Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement
1,495,188 views - 12/17/19
Strange noises have been emanating from Mark's basement. He dares not venture down there. He is no fool. But he knows a fool. He knows...
We Had To Drink Each Other’s Pee
1,812,023 views - 12/16/19
Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win
985,268 views - 12/15/19
You blew us away with the incredible music you crafted in honor of The Barrel. Now The Barrel can live on in our memories. All of the...
We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother
1,760,493 views - 12/14/19
Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the...
Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom
2,044,166 views - 12/13/19
Death is always watching... and in this case, it has a paintball gun. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank
2,482,409 views - 12/12/19
We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole...
Acupuncture Is NOT Painful
3,318,279 views - 12/11/19
Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture Check out Valerie ► ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
The Great Meat Mistake
1,630,847 views - 12/10/19
The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤
Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral
1,718,163 views - 12/09/19
A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow....
There's Still Hope...
1,125,949 views - 12/08/19
The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be...
Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat
1,765,587 views - 12/07/19
The time has come. We gave you a challenge but you failed. Now, Mark's precious van must pay the price. Rest in Pieces, The Barrel. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ...
Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room
3,317,864 views - 12/06/19
Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan...
We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It
1,914,735 views - 12/05/19
Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we...
The Chubby Gummy Challenge
1,356,343 views - 12/04/19
Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as...
Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond
1,724,238 views - 12/03/19
Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now,...
An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die
1,828,715 views - 12/02/19
A.I. is advancing at an incredible pace and Talk to Transformer is the latest example of Artificial Intelligence being used in new and...
1 Man 100 Accents
1,550,264 views - 12/01/19
Ethan is a man of many talents. Accents is one of them. Watch and be amazed as he regales you all the accents of the world. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
Drawing Memes from Memory
1,680,824 views - 11/30/19
These memes are dead. Long gone and long forgotten. But we cherish the memory of these memes by bringing them back from the depths of our...
Helium Therapy
1,960,643 views - 11/29/19
As their voices grow higher, Ethan and Mark's friendship grows stronger. ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ғʀɪᴅᴀʏ ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤ ᴜɴᴜs ➣...
Play-Doh Thanksgiving
1,455,055 views - 11/28/19
Mark and Ethan are ready to celebrate their last Thanksgiving with you! And with Play-Doh! The tasty treat that's fun to play with and...
Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)
2,246,730 views - 11/27/19
Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been...
2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition
2,445,062 views - 11/26/19
2 Truths and a Lie is a great way to get to know each other! But why not throw waxing in the mix to spice up the recipe? Also Ethan is...
Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost
2,078,427 views - 11/25/19
In November of 2019, Mark and Ethan went missing. The only piece of evidence that investigators could find was this tape. Be warned; what...
Baby Hands Operation
1,740,535 views - 11/24/19
Mark and Ethan strap on their baby hands and get straight to their most important job: Saving lives. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤
Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark
1,513,767 views - 11/23/19
In preparation for the darkness of the void beyond, Mark and Ethan practice doing each other's makeup in a pitch black room. Which one...
Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls
2,375,521 views - 11/22/19
It is inevitable. It is inescapable. Your fate is sealed, Ethan. Run if you must but it's coming for you all the same. ᴍᴇʀᴄʜ ➤...
The Worst Kind of Cupping 😨
2,127,806 views - 11/21/19
It's been 12 Years since a certain video about girls and a cup hit the internet... and it's never been the same since. Mark and Ethan...
The Bad Kind of Cupping 😐
5,303,017 views - 11/20/19
To be clear, Cupping Therapy isn't bad. Mark and Ethan are bad. Cupping Therapy is an ancient healing art that involves vacuums and cups....
The Good Kind of Cupping 🙂
1,897,298 views - 11/19/19
Speed Cup Stacking is a time honored tradition enjoyed by thousands across the globe. Mark and Ethan attempt to learn the ways of the cup...
Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank
1,961,556 views - 11/18/19
Sensory Deprivation Tanks allow you to slip away from the noise of reality. The physical world melts away to reveal a deeper...
Hot Dog'd to Death
2,109,123 views - 11/17/19
The boys chase their dreams of joining Joey Chestnut in the MLE hall of fame. ᴜɴᴜs ➣ ᴀɴɴᴜs ➢...